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(no subject) [Oct. 24th, 2012|10:20 pm]
Overheard Conversations

versailles_rose
Young guy on his mobile:

"It was if Hunter S Thompson ran a Kmart"
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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2012|04:09 pm]
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jacedesbff
Overheard in Drama class:

"I was a booty call!"

Um, congratulations?
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(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2012|12:56 pm]
Overheard Conversations

kauainightdrive

I overheard this from the girl behind me while at a Friday the thirteenth triple feature (not Friday-the-13th themed, just ON Friday the thirteenth):

"She didn't just pee on the sidewalk like I would.  She like, *explosively* peed on the sidewalk.  She was like 'Grrrrrr.'  It was scary."

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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2011|01:29 am]
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kauainightdrive

"I prefer the pen.  I totally dig it out and *fart noise with her mouth* .  It's pretty gross actually.  Kind of like landscaping."
-One of my coworkers. 

"I am buried in yogurt and whole milk....no one is going to want it because it's been tainted by dairy."
-Some other coworker

"Drug induced reanimation..."
-Still yet a different coworker.

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(no subject) [Oct. 5th, 2011|12:04 am]
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kauainightdrive
[Current Mood |amusedamused]

"Meet me later, Wobbly Face"

"I am in Portugal eating spaghetti with the family.  They are all dead."

My roommate talking into his cellphone in his room.  And I don't mean talking on the phone, I mean holding the phone up to his mouth like a microphone.

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(no subject) [Jul. 9th, 2011|11:18 pm]
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ironychan
[Current Mood |confusedconfused]

"Poland is like France, but sideways."
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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2011|12:07 am]
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gala_apples
"Maybe if Alex was wearing a dress made out of laminating sheets the Russians wouldn't laugh at him."

I sincerely wish I could have heard more of this conversation.
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ladies lunching [Jul. 2nd, 2011|11:58 pm]
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kairuokami
Mid afternoon, nine women in the 60s having lunch:
"..and then there was sperm all on the wall!"

The restaurant feel silent for a few seconds and then collectively giggled.
-A good afternoon.
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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2011|05:57 pm]
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firecausesburns
"I have a photo of nachos."
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At the bookstore [Feb. 12th, 2011|11:15 pm]
Overheard Conversations

msbeater
Man picks up a book and whispers Excitedly:
"Ooo Felix the Cat"

As I walk past I notice it's a book about guitars.
When I was almost out of range he whispered  "Oh.  Twenty Two."  Like it was the best discovery ever.
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